[PUBLIC -- video]

[Hello Barge, today you are treated to possibly one of the more surreal images you may ever see during your time here.

It's a robot.  Painted to look like a robot.  And he doesn't look especially amused by it.]

I would like to inquire after the fleshbag in charge of this cruise.  I am extremely displeased with his form of hospitality and would like to lodge a complaint.

Warden.  I am out of stand-by mode and assume you wish to run diagnostics.

[Translation: "that was sudden and unexpected and I am Concerned I may have a virus or something equally horrifying and detrimental."]

I will make myself available; I intend on a trip to the cybernetics lab for general maintenance anyway.

Whoever is responsible for this absurd costume should be made aware it is not appreciated and they will be PUNISHED for defacing my sexy robot body.  They are clearly jealous of my chiseled, godly aesthetic appeal.


[SPAM -- outside the library]

[Later, after speaking with Iris, Aaron can be found standing in the hallway outside the library, looking like he's Doing Something Very Important even though he really seems to...just be standing there.  At attention.]